What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 09:54
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : Then let's have some coffee
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : No
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Me : Sure.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?
He : Tea ?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
Me : Because it's month of August.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
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Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Do you think cheating is that bad?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Me : Thank you.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : I don't drink
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : I'm 24.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
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He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?